The Onion Mercifully Kills Off The Clippers

I thought I was at the Clippers’ opening game & what I saw showed promise, but I guess I must’ve dreamed it in my desperate hope for something good to happen.  It turns out the Onion has the story as to what truly happened.  And as my great-grandpappy used to say: “If it’s in the news, it must be true.”

Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

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