“Crazy, meet Ron Artest. Ron, meet Crazy.”
“Oh, you guys know each other?”
“Since you were kids??”
“Wow, best friends, huh? I don’t suppose you have any pictures or videos of the two of you?”
“Excellent. So let’s set this up Tonight Show-style. In this clip you and Crazy have gone to China, and you re-enact your infamous brawl to some gal named Shin Shin as random passersby recognize you and take photos with you while you keep on plowing through the tale. Now where does it take place?”
“Did I hear you right? This is outside of some odd Chinese water park called Ocean Park that has pictures of dinosaurs on it’s logo? Wait, why are there dinosaurs…?”
Editor’s Note: All that being said, I gotta say he seems pretty cool to his fans, particularly the first one where he insists that the guy be in the photo with him & that the guy should get someone to take a shot of the two of them together. But it’s also pretty darn funny when the rest of them just start throwing themselves in front of him as he’s talking non-stop while a friend snaps a photo.